Riddle

D : I, i have a riddle for u...
I : zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
D : oi...wake up...!!!
I : Later la...
D : Its already 3 in the morning...wake up...we got to get ready for work...
I : (waking up)..whats the riddle??
D : What is the THING that says many bad word like f*** and **it...
I :........................................................Dunno....
D : OK...nvm... go back to sleep idiot!!!!(insulting)
I : tell me the answer....
D : don't want....If any commenters out there have the answer...please comment here...and more
riddle awaits u..
I : TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Restaurant: Episode 2

After the incident happened at the weird restaurant in epi 1, D and I quickly find other high class restaurant to go and they discovered a restaurant name....
" NORMAL " ....
Sound silly but they trust that signboard...

D :Great!! at last a normal restaurant...
I :With normal food....
D :Yeah!!! thats the most important...
I :Call the waiter...
D : Waiter!!!! Waiter!!! Over here...
Waiter :Just A minutes!!!
D : Did u realize that heat are bullying us?
I : Ya... i'm very realize....
(the waiter arrive)
D and I: O_O!!!! Not again!!!
Waiter :May i take your order?? Here's the menu...(giving menu)
D and I :.................................................................
Waiter :Sir...Sir...are you okay?? Sir.....
D and I :............................................................
D :Can i see your manager??
Waiter :No, sorry...
D : Why is that?
Waiter :He's dead... because playing 3 stick....His wife stab a marker pen in the
chest...The marker pen hit the heart and died...
D :So...who's manage this restaurant??
Waiter :I don't know...I just following orders that was given to me everyday at my home...
I don't know who giving that letter....
D :Okay...Thats.....
Waiter :NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I :Whats wrong with you???
Waiter :Nothing...just a curse that all waiter have...

(D and I look at the menu)
D :HA!!! this is normal food...
I :Yes... i would like to have a Chicken Chop and Iced Lemon Coffee..
D :And i would like Fish & Chicken(Not fish and chip) with Ice Lemon Milo....
Waiter :As you wish...anything left?? if nothing... i shall go...
D :Ok..you may go...thank you...

(After a couple of minutes..the waiter bring the food as they want...)
Waiter :Here's your order..anything more??
D :Yes... if you can turn on that air-condition...i'm sweating and melting...

(Air-condition that D Mention just now)
Waiter :Thats not a air-condition...Thats a photostat michine...
D :What!!! Are you kidding me?
I : ANd Are you kidding me too?
Waiter :Nope...This is the true air-condition

(The Waiter pointed at this...are he's kidding me??)
D :O_O!!!!...... hmm... did you realize what you talking about??
Waiter :Yes...
I :D...should we go before we 'Go Banana'??
D :great suggestion... i hope i won't see any " NORMAL " restaurant again...

D and I :RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( they run like been after by manager)...

Restaurant: Episode 1

Today, D and I wanted to go to a new restaurant...
they saw a brochure written 'special set for 2 person!!! unexpected dinner!!!'
they fell exited and want to go there...

Arrive at restaurant
D :yeah... at last we reach the restaurant after some long journey...
I : O_O.... IT TOOKS HALF OF THE DAY TO REACH HERE!!!! DID YOU REALIZE THAT???!!!
D : yeah... but i still can see our home there...

They enter the restaurant
D :waiter!!! Waiter!!!
I :there a waiter coming this way...
D and I :0_0!!!!

D : what a weird waiter...
Waiter : May i take your order??
I : Yes... Can i see the Menu??
Waiter : Yes... You can... Here...Take this
(D and I look at the menu)
D :O_O!!!! What menu is this....???!!!
Waiter : Today is the special day..so the meny also need to be special...
I : Can we eat these??
Waiter :Exactly.... May i take your order??
D :Give us some time...you can come after couple of minutes...
Waiter :OK....
D :let me read the menu for u...
I :OK..thanks...

D : Fried Prawn with some hair (Free Tongue Smoothies) $ 30.00
Salted Pancreas with onion (Free Aorta Sausages) $ 50.00
Brain Cancer Juice (Free some brain sausages) $ 23.00
Finger Toe (spicy or original) $ 10.00
I : I THINK I WANT BRAIN CANCER FROM THE CAT WAITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(waiter coming foward)
Waiter :As you wish sir...but shall u give me a couple of minutes...
D and I :Why should we do that?
Waiter :i should tell my mother...so she can eat me too..i hope you understand...
D :O_O
I :O_O

Sports Day

D and I had went to their school's sport day 2 days ago...

D :HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
I : why you freaking teeth?!!
(nothing wrong with D's teeth)




D : what did you call me?
I : TEETH!!!
D : could you repeat that again so i can smash you teeth into pelvix(a organ that hold kidney)
I : if you bear see me teethless..

They agrue untill the manager told them to stop(soo easy for the manage)
I : why did you laugh at the first place??
D : it was ultra funny when the student run...
I : hmm...nothings wrong....
D : they run soo fast until all the VIP's hairstyle messed up...hahahahha!!!
I : ooo... ya... and teacher *--------*(name was hidden)'s hair was flew away... i just know that he
use some fake hair....
D :ya!!!! HHAHAHAHAHAH!!! i hope i can see it again...

D and I was punched by the manager's hairguard because the VIP is the manager..
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owh man...my salary was decrease because i tell the truth...T_T

D :och... poor my teeth...
I : haha...your teeth already shaped like milk bottle....
D : what did manager did to you??
I : he cut my lips with blunt scissor and make it shape like male ox....
D : O_O....

Jokes

any jokes u have...
please comment at THIS POST and i really appreciate your help...
hehe...
thank you...
i will let D and I hadle this blog...
thank you...

D : hi....
I : hey!!! i'm the one suppost to say hello first..
D : whatever "cow"


<-- the cow that mentioned by D to I...
D : this cow really need attention from people...thats why he behave like
the friend of mine on the left of us(CCCOOOWW!!!)


(face shown by I after been provoke by D)
D : such a big nose...
D : nice eyeball.... may i autograph on that??

Any Jokes??

hmm...
soo boooring...
i mean..
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

( after 239 days)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(after another 239 days)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.....

i had nothing to do...
i introduce to you two freako..
..
this is D and I



<--D (not the true face but imagine like this is the true)






<--I (not the true face also but more or less...its the same)