Restaurant: Episode 2

After the incident happened at the weird restaurant in epi 1, D and I quickly find other high class restaurant to go and they discovered a restaurant name....
" NORMAL " ....
Sound silly but they trust that signboard...

D :Great!! at last a normal restaurant...
I :With normal food....
D :Yeah!!! thats the most important...
I :Call the waiter...
D : Waiter!!!! Waiter!!! Over here...
Waiter :Just A minutes!!!
D : Did u realize that heat are bullying us?
I : Ya... i'm very realize....
(the waiter arrive)
D and I: O_O!!!! Not again!!!
Waiter :May i take your order?? Here's the menu...(giving menu)
D and I :.................................................................
Waiter :Sir...Sir...are you okay?? Sir.....
D and I :............................................................
D :Can i see your manager??
Waiter :No, sorry...
D : Why is that?
Waiter :He's dead... because playing 3 stick....His wife stab a marker pen in the
chest...The marker pen hit the heart and died...
D :So...who's manage this restaurant??
Waiter :I don't know...I just following orders that was given to me everyday at my home...
I don't know who giving that letter....
D :Okay...Thats.....
Waiter :NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I :Whats wrong with you???
Waiter :Nothing...just a curse that all waiter have...

(D and I look at the menu)
D :HA!!! this is normal food...
I :Yes... i would like to have a Chicken Chop and Iced Lemon Coffee..
D :And i would like Fish & Chicken(Not fish and chip) with Ice Lemon Milo....
Waiter :As you wish...anything left?? if nothing... i shall go...
D :Ok..you may go...thank you...

(After a couple of minutes..the waiter bring the food as they want...)
Waiter :Here's your order..anything more??
D :Yes... if you can turn on that air-condition...i'm sweating and melting...

(Air-condition that D Mention just now)
Waiter :Thats not a air-condition...Thats a photostat michine...
D :What!!! Are you kidding me?
I : ANd Are you kidding me too?
Waiter :Nope...This is the true air-condition

(The Waiter pointed at this...are he's kidding me??)
D :O_O!!!!...... hmm... did you realize what you talking about??
Waiter :Yes...
I :D...should we go before we 'Go Banana'??
D :great suggestion... i hope i won't see any " NORMAL " restaurant again...

D and I :RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( they run like been after by manager)...