Restaurant: Episode 1

Today, D and I wanted to go to a new restaurant...
they saw a brochure written 'special set for 2 person!!! unexpected dinner!!!'
they fell exited and want to go there...

Arrive at restaurant
D :yeah... at last we reach the restaurant after some long journey...
I : O_O.... IT TOOKS HALF OF THE DAY TO REACH HERE!!!! DID YOU REALIZE THAT???!!!
D : yeah... but i still can see our home there...

They enter the restaurant
D :waiter!!! Waiter!!!
I :there a waiter coming this way...
D and I :0_0!!!!

D : what a weird waiter...
Waiter : May i take your order??
I : Yes... Can i see the Menu??
Waiter : Yes... You can... Here...Take this
(D and I look at the menu)
D :O_O!!!! What menu is this....???!!!
Waiter : Today is the special day..so the meny also need to be special...
I : Can we eat these??
Waiter :Exactly.... May i take your order??
D :Give us some time...you can come after couple of minutes...
Waiter :OK....
D :let me read the menu for u...
I :OK..thanks...

D : Fried Prawn with some hair (Free Tongue Smoothies) $ 30.00
Salted Pancreas with onion (Free Aorta Sausages) $ 50.00
Brain Cancer Juice (Free some brain sausages) $ 23.00
Finger Toe (spicy or original) $ 10.00
I : I THINK I WANT BRAIN CANCER FROM THE CAT WAITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(waiter coming foward)
Waiter :As you wish sir...but shall u give me a couple of minutes...
D and I :Why should we do that?
Waiter :i should tell my mother...so she can eat me too..i hope you understand...
D :O_O
I :O_O